so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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