Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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