Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
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Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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