Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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