Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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