scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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