No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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