clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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