Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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