Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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