Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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