Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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