Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
porn star boner night. come get it.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
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The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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