i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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