i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
