let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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