if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Randomize
