I hate your face
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Two words: nipple clamps
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