i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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