Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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