My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
His nipple licking is glorious
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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