Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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