He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Oh god it's open bar.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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