she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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