i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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