Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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