textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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