We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
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garbage dick
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you win
So drunk its hurt
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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