sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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