I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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