I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Someone came in the potted fern
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
