My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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