My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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