it was like his penis was on wheels.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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