she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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