ugly people sure do ruin things
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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