Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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