Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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