How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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