THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
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there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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