Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
not ubering you a puppy
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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