Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm getting married
To pizza
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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