the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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