ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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