I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
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This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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