Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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