I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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