Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
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