Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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