Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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