Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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