youre lurking in front of me
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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