I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
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Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
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I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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