3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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