Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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