im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
