Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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