The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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