literally had 100 drinks last night.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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