You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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