I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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