He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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