Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
‪So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?‬
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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