It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm both gender and math confused
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
